Miss any of the NFL’s glorious action this weekend? Don’t worry—we had our eyes glued to the TV so you get a free “pass.” We know all about the best plays.

Whether you were out saying no to authority or botching some historical references—someone needs to give Cam Newton a refresher on the Titanic’s fate—we’ve got you covered.

So throw your hat into the ring with yours truly, and let’s get to it.

Kahleel Bragg contributed photo research to this story.